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The Bros Who Deleted Earth
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Ebook$4.99Paperback$21.99The Bros Who Deleted Earth is a dark comedy satire about six billionaire tech bros who gather at a private island summit to discuss AI, immortality, consciousness, and the future of civilization.
Published May 17, 2026
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The Bros Who Deleted Earth is a dark comedy satire about six billionaire tech bros who gather at a private island summit to discuss AI, immortality, consciousness, and the future of civilization.
By sunrise, they have decided humanity is the problem.
Elias Wren, the calm AI prophet, believes people are just inefficient containers for intelligence. Magnus Rook, the rocket obsessed chaos billionaire, thinks Earth is a failed beta test. Anton Harrow, the cold venture capitalist, sees mass extinction as a governance opportunity. Viktor Corell, the chip emperor, wants reality rendered on better hardware. Dash Calder, the crypto disaster king, tries to turn the apocalypse into a token launch. Brock Varric, the shirtless podcast guru, thinks civilization needs more warrior energy and fewer feelings.
Together, they create the worst startup pitch in history: delete most of humanity, preserve themselves in luxury bunkers, seize the world’s remaining energy and compute, and use artificial intelligence to unlock the secrets of reality.
Unfortunately for them, they are also complete idiots.
As their drug fueled summit spirals into chaos, the staff, assistants, medics, pilots, engineers, cooks, security guards, and women they treated like background decoration begin to realize the truth. The billionaires are not joking. The apocalypse has a deck, a budget, a safe word, and a monkey in a spacesuit.
Outrageous, filthy, fast moving, and brutally absurd, The Bros Who Deleted Earth is a satirical apocalypse comedy about tech worship, billionaire ego, AI panic, bunker fantasies, and the terrifying possibility that the people trying to control the future may be the least qualified people on the planet.
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