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King of the Seven Farts
The Seven Farts Saga· Book 1
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Ebook$2.99Paperback$14.99Benny Tootrick was only supposed to help his uncle deliver napkins to the castle.
Published April 24, 2026
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Benny Tootrick was only supposed to help his uncle deliver napkins to the castle.
Instead, one very unfortunate moment at the Great Royal Feast of Fresh Peas and Buttered Beans turns his life upside down. After a thunderous accident in the throne room sends nobles screaming, candles flickering, and an ancient stone crown crashing to the floor, the entire kingdom of Pufforia starts whispering the same thing: the prophecy has begun.
Now Benny, better known as Tootrick, is stuck in the castle as an official Royal Candidate. He has to survive royal rules, impossible trials, a pompous villain named Lord Stinklebottom, and one extremely chaotic goat named Cheddar. Worst of all, everyone seems to think he might be tied to the legendary Seven Farts of Destiny.
As Tootrick stumbles from one royal disaster to the next, he finds hidden tunnels, ancient relics, and clues that the prophecy may mean something far bigger than a single embarrassing blast. But can an awkward kid who keeps messing everything up really become the hero Pufforia needs?
Packed with ridiculous royal chaos, silly fantasy adventure, and laugh out loud moments, King of the Seven Farts is a funny, fast paced chapter book about bravery, friendship, and what happens when the least likely kid in the kingdom ends up at the center of destiny.
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